Hot Tamale

I set up a blog just for this post. In the future I may refer to it for posts such as these. Not sure yet if I'm just being crazy or what.

So the other day I was perusing the aisles at WalMart and came across something quite interesting. I wish I could post the picture but I can't because I can't get it to copy off the website. But anyway, it was some KY Silk lubricant that apparently tingles and is MINT flavored. Because really, isn't it everyone's goal to have a minty fresh hoo hoo?

I couldn't defile my blog about my sweet kid with talk of lubricant so I created a new blog, but really? Sorry to all the men in fantasyland but it's not a candy store down there, no matter what Playboy or Penthouse want you to believe.

Anyway...

I apparently didn't have anything more interesting to think about today. Well I did, but trying to figure out which box to check on life insurance paperwork isn't quite as fun as pondering why KY chooses to invent such crazy things. I wonder if next maybe they'll have a hot tamale flavor. Can you imagine the burn?


Ha. Sorry ladies.